10 Funny Golf Quotes

Golf has a long tradition of humor, honesty, and self-awareness. These true, classic golf quotes capture the frustration, optimism, and quiet comedy that most of us will recognize. If you’ve ever loved the game and questioned it at the same time, these quotes will feel very familiar.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Golf is a game in which y ou yell "fore" shoot six, and write down, "five." - Paul Harvey

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself, you forget to hate your enemies. - P.G. Wodehouse

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Mark Twain

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. - Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a game that is played on a four-inch course....the distance between your ears. - Bobby Jones

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I know I am getting better at golf, because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Former President Gerald Ford

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five dollars, when you don't have two. - Lee Trevino

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