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A scramble is an egg-cellent way to play a tournament. (I couldn’t resist). More context for the joke below: A scramble always sounds easy until you remember other people will be watching you hit the ball. That’s usually the exact moment confidence disappears. This cartoon gets that feeling right — finding out you’re playing in … Read more

A shout-out to the late, great Paul Harvey. Good day!

I play with these Orange Callaway Supersoft balls. Like Rudolph’s nose, they’re easy to find. Thanks for reading Golf Humor Daily! More context about the joke below. The joke plays on Rudolph’s red nose being replaced with a branded golf ball. Instead of glowing naturally, it’s a “Callaway” ball, turning a familiar Christmas image into … Read more

I’ve never taken a lesson, (I want to and desperately need to), but am afraid the pro will say this to me, ha. More much detailed explanation about the joke below, if you are interested. The joke uses the phrase “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” and takes it literally by making the … Read more

A short golf joke that most players can relate to.

Of course it’s OK to use the restroom in the trees out of bounds….at least I hope it is. More context below: The joke plays on the phrase “does a bear poop in the woods?” by turning it into a real situation on a golf course. Instead of being rhetorical, the question becomes practical when … Read more

As several Facebook followers have pointed out to me, “Larry” shouldn’t have udders. Nobody else made this drawing mistake. I am “udderly” responsible for it. Thanks for reading. More context about the joke: The joke comes from cows playing golf and one of them being criticized for wearing a leather glove. Since leather is made … Read more

Some beer choices after a round are more obvious than others. Had my first Red Stripe on a cruise to the Bahamas, where they way overcharge you for a beer, but you pay anyway. More context below. The joke is based on the bartender offering beer choices to a customer who happens to be a … Read more

Country club membership has its trade-offs. I’ve never tried Duck L’Orange. Can’t afford it, ha. More joke context (Optional) below: The joke comes from ducks playing golf at a country club while one of them notices “duck l’orange” on the menu. Since that dish is made from duck, it turns a normal fancy clubhouse meal … Read more

This is totally what my wife would give me. Or have my current ball retriever re-gripped. More joke context below (optional): Christmas morning often reveals how predictable our hobbies really are. For golfers, that usually means at least one familiar gift waiting under the tree. A golf ball retriever may not be the most exciting … Read more