Final Destination

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A 2 panel cartoon. In the top panel, An airline worker at the airport counter tells someone, "So let me get this straight: you want to fly coach, that's your only bag....In the bottom panel, we see a man bundled up in a parka, carrying his golf clubs, as he waits in the front of a line. She continues..."and your final destination is, 'anywhere where there's a course open.'"

I’ve been this close to doing this on January days when I want to get my golf fix in, but the weather is not cooperating.

More context for the joke below if you are interested.

Some golfers plan trips around family, work, or the weather. Others plan around tee times. This cartoon plays on that mindset — traveling light, flying cheap, and letting the nearest open course decide the destination.

Anyone who loves the game recognizes the logic. A golf bag counts as luggage. Everything else is optional. Cold, delays, crowded airports, none of it really matters as long as there’s a halfway decent fairway waiting on the other end. It might not be the most responsible way to travel, but it’s a familiar priority for people who would rather be playing than unpacking.