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I play with these Orange Callaway Supersoft balls. Like Rudolph’s nose, they’re easy to find. Thanks for reading Golf Humor Daily! More context about the joke below. The joke plays on Rudolph’s red nose being replaced with a branded golf ball. Instead of glowing naturally, it’s a “Callaway” ball, turning a familiar Christmas image into … Read more

I’ve never taken a lesson, (I want to and desperately need to), but am afraid the pro will say this to me, ha. More much detailed explanation about the joke below, if you are interested. The joke uses the phrase “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” and takes it literally by making the … Read more

A short golf joke that most players can relate to.

Of course it’s OK to use the restroom in the trees out of bounds….at least I hope it is. More context below: The joke plays on the phrase “does a bear poop in the woods?” by turning it into a real situation on a golf course. Instead of being rhetorical, the question becomes practical when … Read more

As several Facebook followers have pointed out to me, “Larry” shouldn’t have udders. Nobody else made this drawing mistake. I am “udderly” responsible for it. Thanks for reading. More context about the joke: The joke comes from cows playing golf and one of them being criticized for wearing a leather glove. Since leather is made … Read more

Some beer choices after a round are more obvious than others. Had my first Red Stripe on a cruise to the Bahamas, where they way overcharge you for a beer, but you pay anyway. More context below. The joke is based on the bartender offering beer choices to a customer who happens to be a … Read more

Country club membership has its trade-offs. I’ve never tried Duck L’Orange. Can’t afford it, ha. More joke context (Optional) below: The joke comes from ducks playing golf at a country club while one of them notices “duck l’orange” on the menu. Since that dish is made from duck, it turns a normal fancy clubhouse meal … Read more

This is totally what my wife would give me. Or have my current ball retriever re-gripped. More joke context below (optional): Christmas morning often reveals how predictable our hobbies really are. For golfers, that usually means at least one familiar gift waiting under the tree. A golf ball retriever may not be the most exciting … Read more

I’m guessing this is what fish think when they hit it OB. Either way, they have plenty of my balls to play with! Especially at the left pond on number 3 at Lincoln Park Golf Course in my hometown. Even Underwater, Golf Is Still Golf This cartoon reimagines a familiar golf frustration in an exaggerated … Read more

I haven’t done this…yet. But I have forgot to push all the way down on the brake before and let the cart roll. Lesson learned. And of course, I can get sucked into the YouTube rabbit hole of watching drunk golfers roll their carts, crash, etc. Thanks for stopping by GolfHumorDaily.com. I appreciate you reading … Read more